Quotes
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Lauren Cooper: Can I ask you a question?
Mr. Logan: Not just now.
Lauren Cooper: Can I ask you a question now?
Mr. Logan: Just wait.
Lauren Cooper: Can I ask you a question? I only want to ask you a question. Can't I ask you a question? I'm just asking you a question. Can I ASK you a QUESTION?
Mr. Logan: What is it?
Lauren Cooper: Are you the Doctor?
Mr. Logan: ...Doctor Who?
Lauren Cooper: Are you English, sir?
Mr. Logan: No, I'm Scottish.
Lauren Cooper: So you ain't English, then?
Mr. Logan: No, I'm British.
Lauren Cooper: So you ain't English, then?
Mr. Logan: No, I'm not. But as you can see, I do speak English.
Lauren Cooper: But I can't understand what you're saying, sir.
Mr. Logan: Well, clearly you can.
Lauren Cooper: Sorry, are you talking Scottish now?
Mr. Logan: No, I'm talking English.
Lauren Cooper: Right, don't sound like it.
Lauren Cooper: I don't think that you're quite qualified to teach us English.
Mr. Logan: I am perfectly qualified to teach you English.
Lauren Cooper: I don't think you are, though.
Mr. Logan: You don't have to be English to teach it.
Lauren Cooper: Right... have we got double English... or double Scottish?
Mr. Logan: I'm not the Doctor, I'm your English teacher!
Lauren Cooper: I don't think you are, though!
Mr. Logan: Lauren...
Lauren Cooper: I think you're a nine hundred an' forty-five year old Time Lord!
Mr. Logan: Listen...
Lauren Cooper: Did ya just pitch up from Mars?
Mr. Logan: Don't be ridiculous.
Lauren Cooper: You know your house, right?
Mr. Logan: What?
Lauren Cooper: You know your house?
Mr. Logan: Yeah?
Lauren Cooper: Is it bigger on the inside?
Mr. Logan: Be quiet!
Lauren Cooper: Did you park the TARDIS on the meter?
Lauren Cooper: Do you fancy Billie Piper, sir?
Mr. Logan: Right!
[slams book on table]
Mr. Logan: You are the most insolent child I have ever had the misfortune to teach!
Lauren Cooper: Thank you.
Mr. Logan: You're pointless, repetitious, and extremely dull!
Lauren Cooper: Bit like Shakespeare.
Mr. Logan: You are not even worthy to mention his name! William Shakes - William Shakespeare was a genius! You, little madam, are definitely not! Now just sit there, keep your mouth shut, or I will fail you in this whole module right now!
Lauren Cooper: [tsks] Amest I bovveréd?
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